I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
not ubering you a puppy
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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