Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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