At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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