i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I love having hate sex.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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