You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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