I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
