Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
We just shotgunned beers for America
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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