Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
you never un-have a 4some
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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