i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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