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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
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