Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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