I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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