I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Randomize
