So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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