How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
organizing the empties. That sober.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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