Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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