All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
It's shark week go big or go home
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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