There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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