ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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