For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
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