I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I looked at my own cervix.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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