Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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