She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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