He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
do nipples grow back?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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