Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Randomize
