I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
