I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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