i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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