RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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