i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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