She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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