love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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