K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
it hurts more in the daytime
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
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