I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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