I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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