Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Randomize
