what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I use my feet as sexual weapons
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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