I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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