Just mADE A PArabola og urine
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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