But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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