this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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