idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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