You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
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