Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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