i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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