you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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