I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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