Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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