I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
there is another microwave in the elevator.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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