she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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