Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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