I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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