It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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