The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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